Welcome to my CV website! By browsing and interacting with this site, you agree to the following quirky terms and conditions. Don't worry, they're not as scary as they sound!

1.Acceptance of Quirkiness

By using this site, you accept that I may not always take myself seriously. Expect the occasional pun, a dash of sarcasm, and a sprinkle of graduate humor.

2.Usage of Awesome Content

You may admire, enjoy, and be impressed by my skills and accomplishments. Feel free to compliment me via email or social media.

3.Cookies and Snacks

This site may use cookies to improve your experience. Unfortunately, these cookies are not the chocolate chip kind. Feel free to munch on real cookies while browsing.

4.Accuracy of Information

All the information provided on this site is accurate to the best of my knowledge. Any exaggerations are purely for comedic effect. Yes, I really did learn to juggle three tasks at once in college.

5.Job Offers

By visiting this site, you agree that any job offers must be accompanied by copious amounts of coffee and at least one pizza party per quarter.

6.Intellectual Property

All content on this site is mine, including my ingenious jokes and creative descriptions. Steal them, and you owe me a lifetime supply of laughter (and possibly a citation).

7.No Robots Allowed

This site is for humans only. If you are a robot trying to steal my amazing job prospects, kindly back off. I worked hard for this degree, darn it!

8.Interruption of Service

While I strive to keep this site running smoothly, I can't promise it will always be up. If it goes down, just imagine me frantically Googling how to fix it.

9.Feedback and Laughter

Constructive feedback and laughter are always welcome. If you have something nice to say, please share. If you don't, well, let's pretend you never visited.

10.Disclaimer

These terms and conditions are meant to be funny. If you didn't chuckle at least once, please refresh the page and try again.

These terms and conditions are meant to be funny. If you didn't chuckle at least once, please refresh the page and try again.